So yesterday I found a futon for free on Craigslist!
It looks a little bit like this:
I used the station vehicle to go pick it up, which was an adventure in itself. It’s 1987 Chevy Suburban, raised tires, huge, no air conditioning. It was like driving a living room. A really hot living room.
I also dragged this futon up my stairs by myself. Rawr. I am completely able to take care of myself. You have to be. I’m all independent like Beyonce sings about.